lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(via zackisontumblr)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

(via pizza)

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

(via ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 
plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 
plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 
plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 
plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 

plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 

(via justcauseyoucouldntgetlaid)

paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia
paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia
paul4allseasons:

Female Titan Makeup by Florea Flavia

rip-bria:

come-on-skinnyylovee:

depresant:

i hope you still think of me too

the reason I’ll never go to that sandwich place again or sit on that side of the couch. this is so beautifully written

feelings

(via justcauseyoucouldntgetlaid)

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me golet me go
zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me golet me go

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

(via queernipple)

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

(via pizza)